Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!
Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness!
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it’s Windows open!
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it’s mouse!
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver!
Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads
Q: What is a cow’s favorite day?
A: Moo-years Day!
Q: What do you get a man who has everything for his birthday?
A: A burglar alarm!
Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
A: Two lips.
Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggercise!
Q: Why did the phone need glases
A: Because he lost all his contacts