Julian Jokes!

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?

A: Made a website!

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?

A: Had a byte!

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?

A: Data!

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?

A: It had a virus!

Q: What is a computer virus?

A: A terminal illness!

Q: Why was the computer cold?

A: It left it’s Windows open!

Q: Why did the computer squeak?

A: Because someone stepped on it’s mouse!

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?

A: A screensaver!

Q: Where do all the cool mice live?

A: In their mousepads

Q: What is a cow’s favorite day?

A: Moo-years Day!

Q: What do you get a man who has everything for his birthday?

A: A burglar alarm!

Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?

A: Two lips.

Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?

A: IHOP!

Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?

A: Lots of eggercise!

Q: Why did the phone need glases

A: Because he lost all his contacts

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